Someone plz make a soundboard for the renowned Flo From Progressive. This is my mother's last dying wish, and It would make her the happiest man alive. You see, years ago, she was struck by lightning and hit by a car at the same time. In doing so, she became a transformer.
Unfortunately, the AllSpark doesn't exist so. She might die. Please, before she passes, make a Progressive Flo Soundboard™. She Is a Caring Woman who is also a car which has 12 children who are also cars. Except for me because I am not a car. My half car siblings have bullied me for years because I am not a car like them.
One time my younger sister Greg turned into a car and ran over my balls, and It hurt a lot. I was crying on the floor (Laughing). That Bitch was A Decepticon, I say "was" because My mother killed her in battle. Making the Progressive Flo Soundboard™ will help my mom remember the good times she had with Flo when she got a good deal on car insurance. They do home insurance as well.
I have Progressive Home Insurance, and it's pretty sweet. In conclusion, Richard should not have set Sasha on fire on the 57 bus because setting people on fire would kill them. THE END.